“I know. You’re so right. I told myself way back in college that I would never date a closeted guy again. It’s just way too much hassle and they never have their shit figured out and then you end up being the bad guy all the time.”
“How’d you meet?” asked Barbara, as if trying to be supportive.
“JCC, actually, two nights ago.”
“Oh, so it’s been what?” said Barbara, pretending to check her watch. “Thirty-six hours? And you’re wondering why you’re not having sex yet?”
“Ha! Right. It’s not like that this time. This guy is different,” said Jared, before leaning forward and softening his voice. “He’s Orthodox!”