Chapter 4

But “hero” was a tricky word for Mark Bradford-Potts. Since his earliest memories of Superman birthday parties—and of his father forcibly forbidding Wonder Woman Halloween costumes—he’d longed to be worthy of it, striven to rise to the title. He’d worn a red cape to school into the third grade, contriving opportunities to foil his arch-nemesis The Lunch Lady’s plans to poison his classmates with soggy hot dogs and spiriting the class guinea pig into trees and drain pipes, the better to “rescue” the traumatized creature.