Chapter 28

“Is sugar here getting a flower-girl fairy princess dress?” Yazid cooed.

Tanya giggled, clapping her hands.

“She’s getting whiskey on her dummy and her nana’s for the day,” Kevin grumbled. “‘Ow’re you two benders, then?”

“Fine, thanks, how’re you breeders?” Yazid countered.

Kevin guffawed with a deep rumble of laughter.

“Be better if I weren’t getting ‘itched—ow! Bloody lay off, woman!” Kevin yelped, voice rising an octave as Harry casually punched him in the arm.

“Stop your gassing and get shopping,” she snapped, marching into the shop. “Here!” she called to the nearest assistant. “If you can get those two scrotes looking like respectable men, I’ll pay double.”

Ali settled with her on the customer sofa, resolutely ignoring Yazid’s pleas for help, and took Tanya for his own cuddle before popping her by her mother’s feet with her stuffed animal and a picture book.

“My rude other half aside,” Harry asked, “how are you two doing?”