Chapter 8

I wore a standard medieval-style shirt on my upper half, letting the strings hang loose in a crisscross over my sternum. Nothing too crazy as far as renaissance fair outfits went, especially compared to our illustrious singer. Still, I seemed out of place in the country chic bathroom. The white-painted wood cabinets, claw-footed bathtub, and lace-curtained window begged to be inhabited by a woman in a paisley sundress and her expert DIY handyman husband. Instead, the poor room got me with my shit-stomping black boots and a black leather sporran hanging around my hips. On the bright side, I thought, if Peter decided to go pinching my ass on stage—which I wouldn’t put past him—the traditional style “purse” would hide any, er, resulting activity.

“You about done preening in there, Michael Flatley?” Hitomi asked, thudding her fist against the door. I jumped.