Larry said over his shoulder, “I see they made several appointments for your follow-ups at the clinic. I’ll be able to drive you on any day but Wednesday, so I took the liberty of asking for your appointments for next week and the week after for the days I’m free.”
“What are they for?” I asked.
“Colonoscopy, endoscopy, and a stress test, and then…”
I buried my face in my hands.
Eve laughed. “Nothing can ruin a budding romance faster than being in the fart room while your loved one recuperates from being hose-raped! Jake, I can take you if you don’t want Larry to. After all, I’m an experienced…”
Larry snickered.
Eve said, “Shut up, Lars, or I’ll tell him about the night we were both at the Panty Cakes Party.”
Larry shut up.