I, on the other hand, had very few boyfriends since our breakup. My last boyfriend thought it masculine and genius that his parents named him after a superhero, Bruce Wayne MacCardle. I thought it annoying and somewhat pretentious. Anyway, my relationship with Bruce panned out for six weeks, which consisted of too much bitching, lack of showers on his part, and threats that he intended to beat the fuck out of me.
In the end, I left Bruce and his magnum temper behind and decided that singlehood, for the time being, just happened to be best for me.