The line between friendship and love can sometimes become blurred. Sal, Major, and Abby have a complex relationship. When Major and Abby call off their engagement and Major announces he’s leaving the country, Sal is devastated and wonders if he’s to blame.<br><br>Five years later, Major returns in time to find Sal obsessed with tracking down a stranger he flirted with at a stoplight. Wanting nothing more than for his friend to find true love, Major agrees to help in the search. The two enlist Abby, as well.<br><br>Somewhere along the line, the trio becomes a quartet, old feelings resurface, old wounds are healed, and everyone learns where love really is.

Red Light, Green Eyes, True Blue

I heard the shower start in the other room and Major humming. It wasn’t “Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh. Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.” If I wasn’t mistaken, it was a Christmas song, the grating one about all the bells—bells this, bells that.


“Doofus.” I clicked through some more pics of Six Feet Into Feet, some close-ups of his alleged size 14?, and some wider shots of his whole body. “What have we here?” In the next one in the series, the camera was aimed right up between his legs, straight at his hole. “Damn!” I shuddered. It was a beautiful ass, all hairy and round, a beautiful pucker, all tight and pink.


My hand was down my pants. “How did that happen?” I wondered.


Chapter 9