Which didn’t sit especially well with Derrick. “I should be?” he mimicked. The living room had filled with kids and grandmas, and the kitchen had begun to attract sisters-in-law on the coffee prowl, so Derrick steered Lee by the elbow out into the window-walled indoor/outdoor mudroom that served as a buffer between the kitchen and the back yard. “And what about you? Now it’s my fault that the first thing you did when I met you was rob me?”
“The firstthing I did when I met you was fuck you,” Lee reminded him. “And I didn’t do a half-bad job, as I recall.”
Derrick did not wish to be easily mollified. “You never even apologized,” he said.
“Well, you did say you’d slug me if I did,” Lee pointed out.
“But, I mean…if you’re such a good guy...” Derrick mused. “Why?”