Meet the Icicles: unpredictable, exciting, comedic, and festive.<br><br>When Jonah Icicle decides to spend Christmas with his family and introduces his new boyfriend Sandy, everyone reacts differently. His mother Pam is combative, always judgmental to a fault, obnoxious, and loud. Jonah’s sister Willa adores the new man in her brother’s life and feels he will be a key player in their close unit. Willa’s husband Bobo suffers from hypersexuality and unfortunately can’t keep his hands off Sandy. And Jake, Jonah’s brother and Pam’s favorite son, is more interested in his marijuana than his relatives.<br><br>As the snow flies and the electricity goes out, the Icicles fight, hug, and laugh. Can they welcome the holiday spirit -- and Sandy -- into their lives?

The Icicles

Just as Sandy begins telling the facts of his short modeling career, Bobo’s moving bulk exits the bathroom to the far right. He tromps through the dark living room and rushes towards Sandy. He doesn’t wear a jacket, sporting a chest of steel muscles, hard nipples, and jeans.


Before Sandy realizes what’s happening, he’s trapped against the gym teacher’s firm chest and one of Bobo’s hard, T-shirt-covered nipples press against his bottom lip.


“You’re a fucking hot queer, man. I’ve done guys like you. Good to know my brother-in-law knows a handsome man to put his dick into. He’s doing this family well.”


Bobo releases Sandy and steps a few inches away from him. He rubs his palms against the scientist’s chest, feeling a flat stomach and firm pecs. His large palms twist against Sandy’s chest for a few seconds.


Chapter 6