Meet the Icicles: unpredictable, exciting, comedic, and festive.<br><br>When Jonah Icicle decides to spend Christmas with his family and introduces his new boyfriend Sandy, everyone reacts differently. His mother Pam is combative, always judgmental to a fault, obnoxious, and loud. Jonah’s sister Willa adores the new man in her brother’s life and feels he will be a key player in their close unit. Willa’s husband Bobo suffers from hypersexuality and unfortunately can’t keep his hands off Sandy. And Jake, Jonah’s brother and Pam’s favorite son, is more interested in his marijuana than his relatives.<br><br>As the snow flies and the electricity goes out, the Icicles fight, hug, and laugh. Can they welcome the holiday spirit -- and Sandy -- into their lives?

The Icicles

“I’m sorry you miss your family,” Jonah says, knowing the Keyes are somewhere in Guam where Sandy was born and raised. “I pray every day Kim Jon-un doesn’t nuke them. Lately, it’s become a possibility. Not a day goes by without a nuclear scare from our president and North Korea.”


“I pray, too. And, yes, I miss my parents. What loving son wouldn’t?”


Jonah drops his bag to the floor and hugs Sandy. They kiss.


Then Bobo bangs on the bedroom door and uproariously yells, “Are you two queers sucking each other’s dicks? Don’t make me come in there and show you how it’s done!”


“Come in, guy!” Jonah calls through the door.


Chapter 9