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Chapter 60

“Not always,” said Dane, figuring there was nothing better to do than answer Sean’s questions. “They’re matriarchal, generally, but anyone can be a friggin’ witch. It’s the kind of magic.”

“I think I like magic. Feels like pillows.”

“Yeah, well, if you wanted to use it you’d have to be a wizard. Those use books and shit. Witches channel magic, that’s why they got all that nature crap.” Dane groaned as the ground evened out like awaterbed and he felt the pain in his side like every rib was broken. “Fucking witch. I’ll kill him.”

“If he doesn’t kill us first.” Sean paused. “Didn’t you go out with a wizard once?”

“No, asshole. I killed her familiar. And I don’t go out with people.”

“You go out with me.”

“No I don’t. I fuck you. We fuck. That’s different.”

“Right,” said Sean, but it sounded like he was singing the word.

Dane groaned. He wished he had his gun. At this point he’d rather blow his own brains out than feel themturn to mush.