“Splendid and smarter than I am, as usual. You coming by after Midwinter? We’ve got five out of seven collective offspring plus eleven million grandbabies running around, but we can make room. Bring your impossible kid, I’m curious.”
“He’s not my—that sounds even worse. You’ve made it worse. He’s my manager. He was sort of my friend.”
“And you love him.”
“And I think I might maybe possibly be in love with him, yes.”
“Then you need to apologize. I know you can. I believe in you. Call the kid. Tell me what happens. I need the details.”
“Go make grapes into juice with your bare feet or whatever it is you do. Leave Justin alone. I can’t call him.”
“Philistine. See if I ever send you foot juice again. Also, his name’s Justin? And why not?”
“He’s working and I’m already drunk enough to call you.”
“Fair point. Call him in the morning.”