Chapter 32

“Sounds like you’re good to go,” I said.

“Yep. The only problem I see is what I’ll do once I’m in with a kid. For damned sure I’m not going to have sex with him, but if I don’t, he’s going to think I’m weird and maybe say something to whoever isin charge.”

“Tell him you get off on watching him play with himself,” Lorne said. “Not just masturbating but, well…” He turned bright red, looking away from us.

“It’s okay. You don’t have to be embarrassed,” I told him. “We’re all adults here.”

“I know, but…” Lorne took a deep breath.

“You’ve watched one too many porn flicks where guys did that?” Gavin asked, obviously trying not to grin.

“No! I never…” Lorne’s shoulders slumped.

“Never what,” I asked quietly. “Watched any porn?”

Lorne gulped. “Never had sex with anyone, either, except twice when I was in college.”

“You didn’t like it?” Gavin asked, sounding as if he didn’t believe that was possible.