“Absolutely. As is Jo?o.”
“Your father?”
“Yep.”
“I meant to ask, did your parents split up?”
“Not that I know of. Why?”
“Well—she’s Isabel Bibiano.”
“Yes…”
“And you’re Andreas M?o De Ferro.”
“Yes…”
“So—how is your mum not Isabel M?o De Ferro?”
“Ah.” Andreas snorted. “Okay. So. My full name is Andreas M?o De Ferro Bibiano Frazao Alvarez.”
“What?”
“We only used my parents’ first two, it got a bit much. You can go on for weeks with Spanish surnames.”
“Sorry, what?”
Andreas laughed. “That’s how Spanish surnames work. We take both our parents’ names, and not our partner’s name.”
“I don’t get it,” Erik said blankly.
“If we used Spanish convention,” Andreas said, “then Beatriz would be Beatriz Lerouge M?o De Ferro.”
“Mine and yours?”
“Yes.”
“So—”
“So my father was Jo?o M?o De Ferro Frazao, and my mother was Isabel Bibiano Alvarez. Put the two together—”
“Oh my God,” Erik said.