“Anyway, when that happened, my parents found out about it, blamed me entirely, and yanked me out of school and sent me to a military school, which was probably a mistake. As soon as I could, I joined the Navy and spent three years as a sailor, and let me tell you, there’s plenty of dick to be had on an aircraft carrier. I loved the work as well, don’t get me wrong, and that’s when I decided to either become a pilot or a flight attendant. Flight attendant won because my eyes weren’t good enough for pilot school. Or I didn’t suck the right dick, I don’t know. I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be so blunt.”
“You have every right to your opinion and are probably more right than you think.”