“Whatever else,” he said, “you areentertaining.”
“And that’s just the beginning,” I murmured.
He appeared to consider. “Well,” he said at last, “I guess, with the—apocalypse and all that, the rules around social niceties are bound to change.”
I nodded. “That’s right. That’s what I was trying to tell you; that before I wouldn’t have touched you, you being a bisexual person, with a ten foot pole.”
“Thanks!”
“No, wait! My point is, that now that—well, the world has gone to hell in a handbasket—I’ve decided to give you a chance.”
He stared at me, his mouth open.
I smiled at him and gave him a thumbs-up. “You’ve got hope, kid. That’s gotta make you happy, right?”
He rushed at me then, his hands out, fingers spread. I fled through the rows of seats, making a thin screaming noise. The chase lasted some time, until we were both heaving for breath. I was standing twenty feet and three rows from him.