I’d like to say the ride to Steve’s house was even and pleasant, but it was noisy, smelly, and the goat farted a lot. It got so bad that Steve and Mick started singing Broadway tunes together. I hated when Steve did that because he loved to go falsetto, and it wrecked my nerves. At least it was a distraction from the fear of dying and the sound of lava and rumble of fiery fissures throwing clumps and spirals and fireworks of lava into the air around us. I’d almost say we had a gay old time, except, of course, for stupid Mick having to be straight. That sucked.
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