Joy said, “Can’t we use the bathroom first?”
Tony asked, “Do you have hot water?”
Joy said, “A little. We can take three-minute showers.”
“Damn, I need one. Jim, Rick, watch them. I’m taking a shower.”
Jim said, “I’m next. Don’t use all the hot water.”
Grandpa said, “Three minutes is all. If you take a long one, there will be no hot water for anyone else.”
Tony rushed off for his shower, and Jim had to use the bathroom. Rick ate food from the refrigerator.
Grandpa whispered to Joy, “Don’t let them know we’re married. Keep acting like we’re at each other’s throats. That will play into our favor. Pass it on.”
Joy nodded and told the others. They nodded.
Jim returned.
“I need the bathroom.” Grandpa stood.
Jim escorted him. “Don’t try anything, old man. I would just as soon shoot you and get your blood and guts all over the carpet.”
He and Travis used the bathroom in Grandpa’s bedroom. Grandpa brushed his teeth and walked out. “Happy? I didn’t try anything.”