In his desperation to find a date in time for the annual Helloween bash, minor-rank demon Kev summons a coworker he once hooked up with. But when the smoke and sulfur clears, it isn’t demon Ira standing in the ring, but a very perplexed, very human mortal named Archer.<br><br>Archer is cute, confused, and willing to consider going as Kev's date ... for a price. Turns out this isn't the first time Archer's met a demon, and he wants his soul back.

Date from Hell

“Well, if you want I have a friend who says her company is hiring. You could save up, go back to school if you wanted. Or get yourself a nice car, or take a trip somewhere you haven’t been.” Archer went to sit on the end of the couch. “I think you’d be all right at it.”


Kev sighed. Archer leaned back in the couch, deciding to back off. This was all probably very overwhelming for Kev. The shock of suddenly being out of Hell…Archer was still getting used to it himself, and he’d barely been there a day. Everything here had changed since Kev had last lived here.


“I’ll help you figure it out, Kev.” Archer paused. “I want to help you figure it out, if you’ll let me. I—”


“Ow, fuck!” Kev yanked his hand away and shoved it in his mouth. He backed away rapidly as Shredinger took another swipe at him. “Shredinger—I get it now, and screw you, Archer.”


Chapter 27