Chapter 15

“Okay, Google, arrests records for same Chad McAdams?” I hadn’t looked before. Mainly because before I was simply seeing if Chad was cheating on his husband. It was easy undercover work. It didn’t require a background check. Arthur wasn’t asking me if his husband was a liar or thief, just a cheat.

“Chad McAdams,” Google replied. “Arrest records start at the age of fifteen.”

I coughed. “What the fuck?” Google didn’t reply. You had to say, “Okay, Google.” “What the fuck, Google” didn’t cut the mustard, not even with a Ginsu knife. “Okay, Google, what crimes was Chad McAdams arrested for?”

“Chad McAdams has been arrested, in order of arrest records, for shoplifting, vandalism, drug possession, shoplifting, theft, disturbing the peace, shoplifting, drug dealing, prostitution, shoplifting, prostitution, identity theft, solicitation, and theft.”