If nothing else, though, Alan will have to add condoms to his weekly shopping list. This is starting to drag on…
“You okay in there?” he calls out just as he hears a noise that sounds suspiciously like the contents of the medicine cabinet being unceremoniously scooped out into the sink.
“Here I come!” Jim hollers back.
Lowering his voice, Alan mutters, “You better not be. Not without me, at least.”
“Here I am. Found ‘em.”
Alan turns his head as Jim steps back into the bedroom. “Took you long enough.”