“Sure enough, you are. I had all I could do not to push to the head of the line after Emery told me about the cat you gave him,” Stone claimed. “I had no idea the AC Maughan was so hot, or that he was you…or you’re him. I came close to accosting you during one of our other stops, but you’ve been on the phone a lot lately.”
“Yeah.” AC went around to his side of the van and climbed in.
“Oh, my god. I love your stuff,” Stone said, plopping into his seat. “I have over a hundred pieces.”
“W-w-wow.” AC was getting a little scared.
“Gotta calm down. Gotta calm down.” The mantra didn’t work. Stone squealed. “You know what you should do? Go on QVC.”
“C-can you c-close your d-door, s-so we can g-go?” Two birds with one stone, human Stone shut the door and also knew now why AC would never present his stuff on any home shopping network, no matter how popular it became.
“Sure enough. Sorry.”
With both doors closed, AC started the van and took off.