Chapter 23

We don’t make love in the shower, although he wants to. Truth is, we don’t have enough time, late for dinner. Instead, we continue to shower, dress, and end up at the restaurant five minutes late. No biggie.

Sadie Mumford is striking. I can’t think of any other word to describe her. She looks like Princess Diana, beyond stunning. Same haircut. Same eyes. Same lips. Sadie can pass for royalty, this is how beautiful she is.

The waiter, a young version of Robert De Niro in The Godfather Part II, serves our drinks and appetizers. He’s suggestive, sexy, and won’t stop undressing my boyfriend with his eyes during the evening.

Eventually, I have to gain his attention and whisper in his ear, “I’m taking my boyfriend home tonight, and he’s going to fuck me so hard, I’ll probably be bruised in places. You’re the last queer on the planet he’ll be thinking of, so stop looking at him. Find your own man.”