Chapter 83

I’ve been ringing this bell for days now. Ten days of work to entice people to walk into a children’s bookstore. Giving away free books, in my opinion, would be more effective.

Speaking of books, have you ever seen a hobo with a book? Okay, a homeless man. I know I’m not being politically correct, but come on, let’s call things by their names. Of course, I’m aware we’re talking about a person and not a thing, so stop wrinkling your nose. It was just a figure of speech, for fuck’s sake.