Chapter 15

“What’s happening, Sister Kisser?” Roy interrupted. “How was your summer, hummer?” There was no time to answer. “Guess who has to repeat senior year,” he said.

He’d flunked English and Calculus. So, Tucker did half of his work for him, and tried to tutor him through the other half, resulting in a lot of time spent together and Roy learning nothing. They were both on the ‘69 Webutuck High track team as well. One day, in the locker room, after a particularly grueling practice, in awe of Tucker’s fuzziness, Roy came up with a new name, one better than “Skunker.”

“Check it out, man,” Roy said. “This guy isn’t all human. You’re as furry as a grizzly or a killa gorilla. Part animal, man. I’m going to call you animal.”

“Hey, Animal!” Chuck Wallace screeched.

“That’s your new name, dig. You down with that?” Roy asked.

When Tucker couldn’t come up with answer, Roy took him in a bear hug, his wet, supple, poking-out, fat dick pressed against Tucker’s damp ass crack.