Chapter 11

Arik eyed the setup. “If I didn’t know better, I’d swear that bastard is jeering at me.”

Blaze tilted his head and stared at the goat. “I don’t know. He seems to be flirting with me.” He walked past Arik and up to the board. He tapped the goat’s bottom. “Nice ass.”

“Oh, great,” Arik snorted. “Now he’s going to like you best!”

Blaze laughed. Arik responded in kind. And the sun slipped behind a cloud.

“It’s okay,” Blaze nodded. “Now that we’re close personals, I’m sure he’ll be kind. You are, after all, a friend of mine.”

“It’s good to have friends in high places,” Arik agreed.

A child ran past with an ice cream. They turned to watch him. A buzz started in Arik’s head.

“Tell you what,” Blaze stepped forward. “I’ll pass on some of the goat-ass-grabbing luck if you want.”

“Oh?” Arik huffed. “What do I have to do? Stroke its balls?”