Chapter 14

“Ash, you have to look at these later, there are chapters on how to fix farm equipment, how to milk cows, how to trap rabbits, and which birds make the best soup. If this book were any older there’d be a chapter on how to make a tomahawk. I’m going to have to go through the books up there again. Maybe tomorrow, or maybe you could.”

“Let’s look outside and see if our avian friends left us enough buzzard to make broth with!”

“Shut up Ash! Geez, boys are disgusting! Just my luck the end of the world comes, and where am I? Stuck in a tiny house with two boys! Men! Ugh! Next thing you know they’ll be lighting farts!”

“I could teach you,” I warbled, “But I’d have to charge!” Then I had to duck as a book came flying at me.