“Not biggest,” Aubrey smirked. “Just one of. And that was my husband. Not a pretty stranger offered up as distraction.”
“I’m not looking for a distraction,” Ian sighed. “I’m looking for a relationship.”
She lifted an eyebrow. “Then stay out of the bars.”
“Bah,” Ian pushed the plate from in front of him and turned his attention to his glass of wine. “Being single sucks.”
“Apparently.” Aubrey smirked. “It also fucks in random encounters.”
“Ba-ha-ha!” Ian burst out way too loud, obnoxiously toned and completely mocking. He ignored the head swivels from the tables around them and frowned at Aubrey. “I’m serious. I’m not good at this…” He waved his hand in the air trying to find the right words.
“Meeting of people?”
He pointed at Aubrey triumphantly. “Yes! That!”