“I mean, I get that you’re embarrassed—”
“I’m not embarrassed!” Thom paused to check his voice. “It was a panic attack. Not a heart attack. Unfortunately, they’re something I deal with on a—”
“Well, what did you need the mouth to mouth for then?” The guard rolled away from the desk, scooting towards an almost empty water cooler. He flicked the handle above the spout, shaking his head and muttering.
Thom sighed, panic completely wiped away by frustration. “Look, I was told you could help me.”
Three long, wet swallows later, the guard smacked his lips and filled the cup again. “I doubt that. I’m no psychiatrist.” He grinned, all teeth. “Just kidding! Funny though, right? What do you need?”
“I’m looking for the strawberry vendor that sold me this dog.”
“Is it rabid or something?”
Dog huffed. Thom snorted. “No, he’s not rabid. I need a receipt.”