And did you know, he recited as he flopped on the bed, that a Category 5 hurricane forced the evolution of Henry Flagler’s railroad into the Overseas Highway and that the highway, now known as US 1, opened in 1938?
“Why don’t you go to work for The History Channel?” I advised.
“Why don’t you go to work on my cock?” he said, spreading his legs.
He powered his iPad and gathered more minutiae from newspaper archives and blogs. Local legends like house hauntings, prayer grottos, secret underground smuggling tunnels, where part-time resident Divine used to eat Cuban press sandwiches. He affected some incomprehensible scalawag brogue as he told me all about the island’s violent piracy beginnings.
“You’re kinda crusty, too, come to think of it,” I noted.
“Suck my peg leg,” he growled.