I told him, “And then you met Wendy Mire at the Winter Mist Village Fair. You told me you never felt so right with a woman.”
“She was an angel. Rough in bed. But an angel.”
I laughed. Had to. “Until she drained your shared checking account, swiped your Visa, and moved to Tulsa, Oklahoma.”
“What can I say? I have shitty taste in women.”
“But you feel that Oscar is different, right?”
“Right?”
“A stud?”
He winked at me. “In more ways than one.”
I waved a hand at him. “I’ve always seen you with a dude, Chess. Don’t ask me why. It’s the truth, though. Women just weren’t your thing, in my eyes. You were a man’s man, if you want to know. I’ve always felt this.”
He guffawed. “You should have told me that when we were fifteen. I would have hooked up with guys a lot sooner than I did.”
“I didn’t know shit about romance and sex back then. What boy would have?”