Chapter 3

Anyway—I’m getting there! I’m getting there!—I pasted the following onto Ana’s page:

Saw your ad and liked what I saw! Handsome, in-shape, masculine guy. Need to be on the down low, and encounters must be discreet! Already have a husband, so this would be strictly a sexual arrangement: FWB. Get back to me and let’s make this happen!

Well, the first thing I was glad about was that I did not post this on Ana’s page in lieu of a birthday greeting. The poor dear, a sixtysomething living in the northern Seattle suburb of Everett and whom I knew through my volunteer work at a local soup kitchen, might have had a coronary on the spot, and her Facebook friends, seeing the greeting, would have had something to talk about for weeks to come.

The reason the first thing I thought about was Ana and this snafu was because I was in shock. I think my brain knew immediately what had happened, but my heart wasn’t ready to accept it.