In spite of the metaphor being a little labored (a little?), the ad made me laugh. And the best part was they were asking only $300 a month, including cable and electric. I had enough in the bank that I could live for quite a while without working, if I chose not to.
More on that, and more on Craigslist, later.
The ad had been posted six days prior to my seeing it, so I figured it would probably be gone. But I called the number anyway and was surprised when a woman with a southern accent answered on the second ring. Her voice fairly dripped with honey, and I wondered if I had been magically transported to Alabama rather than northwest Ohio.
“I’m calling about your FROG,” I said, expecting her to laugh.
“Well, thank goodness! I was beginning to think no one would ever kiss my FROG.”
“I don’t know about kissing it, but I would like to take a look at it.”