I was about to give up and move on to “Casual Encounters.” Hey! I’m allowed to fantasize or even have a hookup. After all, I amsingle. But I almost dreaded looking at those, because I feared the offerings would be even less promising than the ones in the jobs section. Nonetheless, I was just about to click on the personals when an ad jumped out at me.
It was for a personal chef.
Really? Why, that’s what I used to do, back when I was a young and happy husband in the Emerald City!And the folks looking for their chef were right here in Fawcettville.Honest to God? Someone here wants household staff?
There had to be catch. I read the short ad again.
Seeking someone to cook two to three nights a week for my shut-in son. Meals need to be nutritious, appetizing, and wholesome, i.e. comfort food. Pay is minimum wage and start date is as soon as possible. Call me at 330-555-8408 evenings if interested and want to hear more.