Dom looked around. “Maybe he went to find clean glasses.”
“Maybe he went to find some villagers brandishing torches.” I was also becoming used to vilification.
“Well, you’ll lovethis. The dog groomer called to move Petie’s appointment.”
“To when?”
“Not to when. To where. We were sent to another groomer.”
“We’ve been going to Rover the Rainbow for eight years!”
“What did we give them for Christmas?”
“Don’t be a smartass. Anyway, I can top all that.” This was like exhibiting war wounds. “You know our cute little favorite barista at Starbucks?”
“Lisping Ralphie?”
“I stopped on the way here. Lisping Ralphie asked me if I was nervous, being out in public. I told him no. It wasn’t like I was George Zimmerman. Lisping Ralphie said ‘No, you jutht gunned down thomeone’s dream’ while he sprinkled nutmeg on my latte froth like it was dirt.”
Our martinis finally arrived, not dirty but downright swampy.
“I would swear someone pissed in this,” Dom grimaced.