Now, what kind of card to choose for Mr. Haggerty? On the one hand, Jason’s parents had raised him to be respectful of his elders, and given that, Mr. Haggerty deserved something a little more serious. On the other hand, he needed something to raise the man’s spirits. On the thirdhand—
“Argh! I’m making myself crazy!”
Eventually, Jason decided to go with a conservative “Thinking of you” card that happened to have four Lab puppies of various colors in a Radio Flyer wagon. Then he sat there, tapping his pen against his front teeth, trying to come up with something that made sense.
After a while, he began writing.
Dear Mr. Haggerty,
This afternoon, the card you sent to the woman you’re missing so much arrived in my mailbox. I don’t know how that happened—
Well, he was pretty sure he did, but he was too polite to tell the old guy he might be losing it.
—but there you have it.
I’m writing to let you know this so you won’t think your sweetheart is deliberately ignoring you.