Chapter 25

Okay, he guessed Ben wasn’t able to forgive him for being such an immature jerk.

He found a card. This one would go to his sister. It had a baby on the front and promised to teach new parents all they needed to know to amuse their little bundle of joy. When she opened it, she’d see a tiny foot. “This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home…”

Dear Jen,

You know these cards I send to you? Well, I started sending them to a gentleman who…

No, she’d think he was nuts. He whited it out.

I think I’ve found the man of my dreams. Only I don’t know what he looks like. And he’s involved with someone else…

That was even worse. He came across sounding like a home wrecker. If his sister read that, she really would drive over to his house and smack him. Out came the whiteout again.

So, how are things with you? Seen any good movies? Have you and Fred decided to make me and Eddie uncles yet?