“Shit! This is mortifying.”
Jordan scoffed at Darby. “Imagine how I felt earlier when I saw you leaning against both Dillon and Riordan, and you were knocked out cold to boot. Meanwhile, I had to bear witness to your two oversized ding dongs and one mighty club hanging out over your pants while inhaling the foul odor of your cum with my sensitive nose. Yuck!”
“Lucky you,” Darby shot back. “That must be your only opportunity to look at a real man’s balls and dick in real life.”
Jordan pretended to gag. “No, thanks. That’s fucking nasty, man. You’re my cousin, for Luna’s sake. I’m not interested in your junks. I’m also relieved that I didn’t have to tuck them back inside your pants. Dillon and Riordan volunteered to do that for you after we had placed you on your back on the couch.”
Darby scowled. “Trust me when I tell you that I’m glad you didn’t put your hands anywhere on them. You sleep around so much, you probably have cooties everywhere, including your hands.”