Chapter 52

“This New Age Swamp Cunt has a lot of witchy tricks up her sleeve, but this is something you and the goddess are going to have to figure out. I’m actually starting to think we might have to do an exorcism because you’ve been possessed by the spirit of stupidity.”

“I’m not that bad!”

“You want the truth?”

“Oh, no.”

“Oh, yes. Tina’s gonna go there. Tina’s gonna tell the truth. Don’t be mad. Okay? But the truth is…you’re scared.”

“I am not!”

“Yes, you are, and you can’t bullcrap me. Moving to Boston. Away from your comfort zone. Taking a risk—a real risk. For the first time in your life, maybe. Risking everything for that man of yours. Starting a new family. Living with him on his terms—for the first time, really. Dealing with his kin, that horrible woman who gave birth to him, that psychiatrist father of his. Doing things his way. Life in the big city. You’re scared.”

“I’m not scared!”

“Yes, you are. You know you are, baby. You’re a big fat chicken.”