Chapter 5

“You shouldn’t do that.”

“Do what?”

“Bribe her into behaving.”

“I’m not.”

“What do you call that then?”

“I call it insurance that she’s not going to sneak out and go to the Beyoncé concert anyway, because she’s like a little escape artist. I swear, I’m going to have to put bars on her window.”

“That’s why you shouldn’t bribe her. She needs consequences, not concert tickets.”

“You should write a book, Michelle. Meanwhile, I’m doing the best that I can here, okay? I never asked to be somebody’s father figure.”

“I’m just saying that she needs boundaries.”

“She has boundaries. I told her she couldn’t go to a concert without supervision. I threatened to put bars on her window. She doesn’t quite run this house yet.”

“You should have grounded her.”

Jesse blinked. “For what? Asking if she could go?”

“For talking back to me. She’s got a smart mouth.”

“Oh, for Christ’s sake. Are you all right?”

“Why wouldn’t I be all right?”