I headed for the first floor where IT was housed and found Melvin, the guy everyone went to for help. I hated him because, as good as he was, he was a mean sonofabitch with a caustic tongue. At least I knew he wasn’t just picking on me. He did it to everyone.
“What’s up, Awkward Al?” was his usual greeting, and he didn’t disappoint this time.
I rolled my eyes. “Need access to Finance on the server. I’m working with Jaiden Greyson.”
“Oh, yeah, I got an email from him. Give me a sec.” He set aside the tiny screwdriver he’d been fiddling with and typed on his keyboard for a minute. “You now have access to Finance,” he said as he pressed the “Enter” button. He swung around his chair and grinned at me. “So, you getting up close and personal with the new guy?”
“What—no! He’s my boss, and I just met him.” This was turning into a very surreal conversation.