Chapter 4

“Yup.”

Rip was one hundred percent correct. I’d gone all the way from New York to Tennessee for dick. When I looked back to scour the room, out of the thirty-some men I saw, I was willing to hook up with about eight, maybe ten if I got drunk. That wasn’t a bad average.

“Hello. You going to shut the door?” Rip asked from the other side.

“Oh.” I chuckled. “I hadn’t realized I was holding it open.”

Rip lit a cigar and passed one to me. The next loud crack from the sky made me drop it to the wet pavement.

“Oops.”

Rip shook his head. “I get three of these a year. I only brought four with me. You’re not getting another one.”

“Maybe it’ll light.” I picked it up, stuck it in my mouth—“Eww!”—spit out some grit, and then struck a match from the book in my pocket. No matter how hard I sucked and puffed, the limp, damp thing wouldn’t ignite. “It’s junior prom with Barry Mitchell all over again,” I said.

“At least you were making an effort back then.” Rip scowled.