Chapter 47

“Has this so-called diary even been authenticated? Where’d you get it? Something like that should be in DC, in the national archives or something, under heavy guard.”

Well, there was something I’d never thought of.

“We have every reason to believe it’s genuine,” Patrick said. “It is part of an exhibit here in Tennessee. Not every precious artifact concerning American history is in Washington.”

“Yeah.” I puffed out my chest.

“Look. A tree’s a tree. There are a thousand of them here, planted by who knows who. Maybe that one is from The Civil War, or that one, or that one.” Mr. Conehead pointed to three different trees.

“Cut down one of those,” I suggested. “This one is special.”

“I’m cutting down ten of them. Shade is nice, but down here by the river, we also need sunlight, otherwise things get really musty. The back of my shack keeps rotting out.”

“We’re sorry about that,” Patrick said. “We are, but this tree—”