Chapter 76

Patrick concurred. He was the next one to begin taking his clothes off. One shoe flew left, the other right. He whipped his pants down with grand flourish, and sent them flying, too.

Of all the things I had to be curious about in the historic dimension, I’d been wondering about underwear. Patrick’s were appropriate to the time, long johns, more or less, not all that different than the ones he’d worn as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, except without the boxers over them. Mine felt the same beneath my wool trousers.

Wasting no time in his head, Patrick whisked those 1860s drawers right off and threw them backwards up over his head. “Ah, freedom!” Running slightly ahead, then turning to face us, he showed no inhibition when it came to his erection. Still wearing a long-sleeved Henley-type of shirt, he pulled it to his chin, and then tucked it under, leaving his hands free to play a short beat on his hairy belly. “Pick up the pace, Goose. Last one naked is rotten egg.”