Chapter 97

Patrick and I took a turn after that, setting up toilet paper stockades and plowing them down. When that became tiresome, we moved on to snow forts. We each had our own, plus a supply of cushiony soft but strong snowballs from a pack we tore open and would add to our tab. Pelting one another, we giggled and screeched, until Wilbur grabbed a roll and ran off.

“Hey, you!”

Down the center aisle all four of us went, past Automotive on one side, Camping Gear on the other. Wilbur continued to push the TP with his nose, somehow managing to unfurl a long, perforated trail to mark his path along the way. With most of it unwound, seventeen aisles worth, he collapsed on the carpet way up by number four, near Lighting and Clocks, using what was left to rest his head.

We joined him there, right down on the floor. It was hard to decide who was having more fun as the four of us worked to catch our breath.