Chapter 34

“What are you guys doing here? We got a call. Noise. Someone drowning. This house is vacant. Why are you here?” Two police officers, a man and a woman stood by the pool.

Josh could barely make them out with the flashlight in his eyes. The beam followed him wherever he turned.

“I’m a realtor.” Steve spoke up. “My friend swallowed some water and choked. He’s okay now. I’m showing the house.”

“That’s not all your showing, Mr.,” the female officer said.

Steve stepped behind him, and it dawned on Josh that he, too, was naked. He covered himself with his hand, what was left to cover. The extreme cold, near drowning, and now fear of arrest left his poor penis miniscule, but he covered it anyway.

“Where’s your ID,” the male officer asked.

Steve pointed to his pants hanging on the fence. “Would you mind throwing me that towel?” Steve pointed to it on the patio chair.