Chapter 41

“I told him you wanted to meet him. He’d like that. Should I call him?”

“Sure.” Steve wrinkled his nose.

Josh opened the window by the table. “Are you back there, Mike?”

“I’m here,” Mike said.

“Does this guy live in your backyard?” Steve asked.

“No. He lives in his backyard.”

Josh yelled out the window. “Are you busy? Steve wants to meet you. Come over if you can.”

“Oh, how nice. I’ll be there in a minute,” Mike said.

Steve finished his burrito and grabbed a banana from the counter. He peeled it.

Josh tilted his head with a stern look. Fresh on his mind was Steve’s banana obscenity from the day before. “Don’t even think about it.”

“Too late. I already did.” Steve took a bite and grimaced. “Men think about sex every seven seconds. Don’t you know that?”

“It’s an urban legend.” Josh couldn’t believe he was talking about this.

“How often do you?” Steve took another bite.