Chapter 17

I stood, put down my drink, and folded myself in Felicity’s hug.

“It’s all good, sweetie,” I told her. “I’m just really confused.”

Jimmy and I caught her up to date about the day’s turmoil.

“I can’t believe you’ve still got Boner,” Felicity squealed. “I thought for sure you threw it away after the principal made such a drama about it when you were in ninth grade.”

“What? I’ve had the day from hell and all you care about is Boner?” I asked.

“Well, you gotta admit, it’s kinda a surprise, considering,” Guy answered. “We go downstairs and ask people who they think is carrying, and I’ll bet all of them pick me.” He looked down at his leather pants and vest. “And I’ve got nothing, not even a paperclip.”

Felicity, who’d helped herself to the whiskey, came over and sat in Guy’s lap.

“Oh, baby, I’d say you aren’t just carrying, but packing,” she purred.

Guy laughed, but Jimmy hissed.