I drove us to La Foothills Spa, a swanky new total-body spa that had opened the year before in an old farm hacienda. The established Old Town residents called it La Loco Spa because there were so many things wrong with it before the big-money city folk came in and claimed they were going to clean it up as a resort. So far all the predicted visitors seemed to have stayed away, making the café patio the quietest place I could think of.