It’s about time writer Jonah Icicle takes Sandy Keye’s hand in marriage ... on Christmas Day! The Icicle family is upside down again and who better to rescue them? Jonah, of course. As a blizzard builds outside, his fiancé Sandy becomes concerned the storm might threaten their wedding day. No fear, though -- Jonah gears up and plows forward, ready to face the snow and the Icicles. A new addition to the family surprises him -- Magnum McKee, a snow buddy who happens to be his brother-in-law Bobo’s sexual therapy partner. Magnum causes a rift between Jonah’s two younger siblings, Jake and Willa. The brother and sister are in a face-off concerning Magnum’s position in Willa’s “threesome” marriage. Can Jonah smooth out their sibling rivalry before his happy day? His mohter Pam is hiding a secret. Where is she running off to again? Something is going on and Jonah must get to the bottom of it. And his father Bill hangs out in the neighbor’s basement. Jonah has to help put a stop to his straying before he ends up in the next town over. Throw a blizzard into the mix, Jonah’s bottom catching on fire, matching Christmas-themed briefs between Magnum and Bobo, a human snowman, and a wedding coordinator on cocaine. Despite all this, will Jonah have the perfect wedding on Christmas Day? Will he have the chance to marry the man he loves or not?

The Icicles: A Christmas Wedding

“Let me get Sandy,” Jonah says, heading toward the stairwell. Just as he is about to ascend, Bobo and Magnum come rushing down in towels. Both yell out in unison, “Did somebody get the door?” Near the bottom of the stairs their towels drop to their feet and both stand there completely naked.


“Oh my,” Pastor Blaine says, staring at the studly pair. His eyes grow wide, his mouth hangs open, and his dimples turn a heated and fiery red.


Jonah admits, it’s a beautiful sight to behold: two massively muscular and naked men from toes to heads with chiseled frames; V-shaped chests slick with fresh shower spray; hair still damp from showering; pecs and nipples firm and spiked; dangling cocks flopping to and fro; balls swinging left and right. Even Jonah’s mouth falls open and he feels a twitch in his jeans.


“Holy Jesus in heaven,” Pastor Blaine whispers. “Temptation at its finest. God help me.”


Chapter 21